TOP TEN CHANGES AFTER THE WTC DISASTER

Top Ten Changes After the WTC Disaster

10. Any seat at any time can be ejected from a commercial aircraft.

9. Gaping hole where Afghanistan used to be filled with asphalt. Russia finally has enough parking.

8. Leggy blonde stewardesses cross trained in the deadly art of Ninjitsu.

7. Cockpits not even Houdini could break into.

6. Transparent clothing, luggage, and luggage compartments.

5. Charles Bronson booked on all domestic flights.

4. Office buildings designed to duck.

3. History Channel dumps Hitler, officially changes name to Bin Laden Channel.

2. F-16 Tomcat escorts you through metal detector at airport check-in. ("Maverick, that carry-on is too close for missiles, switching to guns...")

And the number one change after the WTC disaster...

1. Two words: Nerf planes.

-Jason Rohrblogger
(09/28/01)