TOP TEN PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT AT LUCASFILM

Top Ten Projects In Development At Lucasfilm

10. SlimPlot - SlimFast for scripts

9. A Shakespearean trained actor who only responds when Frank Oz' hand is up his ass

8. Computer generated audiences

7. Action packed video games based on obscure Chekhov novels

6. An adorable pint-sized tow-headed blonde mop-topped evil villain

5. Luke 'n Leia's "Feel the Force" Kentucky Home Pregnancy Test

3. George Lucas' chiropractic training video: Jedi Spine Tricks

2. An Imperial Battle Cruiser that will find and destroy the Starship Enterprise once and for all

And the number one project in development at Lucasfilm...

1. Replace Al Gore as company acting coach

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/11/99)