TOP TEN SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC EXCUSES

Top Ten Slobodan Milosevic Excuses

10. Loves the smell of Napalm in the morning

9. Had nothing else to do, thought "what the hell..."

8. Liked Churchill, but REALLY misses Hitler.

7. Thought an endless campaign of terror and destruction would impress the chicks.

6. Still angry over that lousy Yugo he bought back in '89.

5. Thought ethnic cleansing would be less offensive than Jar Jar.

4. As a child, he was bullied on the playground (for capitulating to unilateral demands to cease territory expansion.)

3. Didn't want to have to get permission from the wife to sleep in a different bunker every night.

2. Missed the recent newspaper article about how NATO bombed Iraq back into the Stone Age.

And the number one Slobodan Milosevic excuse...

1. Tired of the Lewinsky scandal, had to do SOMETHING to change the headlines.

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/29/99)