Friday, January 28, 2005

TOP TEN REJECTED OUTLET MALL FACTORY STORES

Top Ten Rejected Outlet Mall Factory Stores

10. Ted Benchley's Scratch 'n Dent Ammunition Barn

9. The Electrical Outlet Outlet Store

8. The Whore Wharehouse

7. Past Yer Eyes: Expired Milk Bonanza

6. Bonaparte's Short 'n Small 'n Passive Aggressive Men's Store

5. The Tack Room: Everything For The Space Between Your Thumb And The Bulletin Board

4. Tripp Wire: Covert Recording Supplies

3. The Rainfores--This Cafe Is Now Under The Control Of the People's Revolutionary Forces And Will Be Razed To Plant Cash Crops Like Marijuana To Further Finance the Glory Of The Revolution! Viva La Revolucion!

2. Stocks 'n Bonds: S & Megamart

And the number one rejected outlet mall factory store...

1. The Despot Depot: Discount Dictators Direct

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/05/98)

1 comment:

Grins said...

Are you sure that store 6 isn't real? I could swear I've met some of their customers.