TOP TEN CRUISE LINE ADVERTISING SLOGANS AFTER 9/11

Top Ten Cruise Line Advertising Slogans After 9/11

10. Bomb-free since September 11th. Kathy Lee-free since 1999!

9. Our passengers get to the Dominican Republic.

8. The only recent boat-related disaster was Speed 2.

7. Our metal detector is also a limbo stick.

6. Achille who?

5. Titanic Schmitanic

4. Try having a drunken one-night stand in coach whydoncha!

3. Not even God can sink our ships.

2. Las Vegas-style shows, Toronto-style safety.

And the number one cruise line advertising slogan after 9/11...

1. Come back! Pleeeaaase! We promise! Nothing bad will happen! Realllly! Pleaseeee. Waaahhh-ahhhh-ha-haaaa! Come baaaaaaaaack!

Jason Rohrblogger
(10/02/01)