TOP TEN PRODUCTS IN DEVELOPMENT AT THE HILTON

Top Ten Products in Development at the Hilton

10. Coin operated mini-bar

9. A maid that can also change your oil

8. A trap door in the lobby floor that leads to the sidewalk

7. Sound-proof sheets

6. A conventioneer with 1/3 less fat

5. A portable dance floor that converts the funky chicken to electricity

4. Pillow-on-a-chain

3. Condom dispensing beer

2. A taco bell staff

And the number one product in development at the Hilton...

1. Self-cleaning drawers

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/22/01)