TOP TEN MICHAEL JACKSON PET PEEVES

Top Ten Michael Jackson Pet Peeves

10. Judas juice

9. It takes FOREVER to get a replacement bulb for a tanning bed

8. When the man in the mirror is a woman

7. As you get older, constantly wondering..."Does this dress make me look white?"

6. Elephant men with small trunks

5. Trying to find a moonwalker for his elderly father

4. The way Lisa Marie would insist on doing three encores like her father

3. Popes with better stylists than you

2. Tattle tales

And the number one Michael Jackson pet peeve....

1. Pants

-Jason Rohrblogger
(03/29/05)

And the alternates...

The way you never really know what is happening to your kids at daycare while you are in court
Australian nurses
Twelve-year-old accusers who are clearly older than anyone you would really date
The way Liz Taylor and Marlon Brando used to fight over the last Krispy Kreme at Neverland
Cancer victims who victimize you by claiming to be, uh, victims