Sunday, March 27, 2005

TOP TEN SIGNS IT'S EASTER

Top Ten Signs It's Easter

10. Jesus pops out if His tomb. If He sees His own shadow, six more weeks of Holy War

9. Cadbury chickens laying dozens and dozens of Cadbury Eggs

8. "Passion of the Christ" recut to include footage of Jesus returning to clobber Judas in best-two-out-of-three cage match

7. "Passion of the Christ II" covers Jesus' much-anticipated rematch against Apollo Creed

6. Rockinghorse people eat marshmallow peeps with plasticene grass and looking glass pies (Paul McCartney only)

5. Pope celebrates mass with a hearty IV full of jelly beans

4. Children invited to find Monica Lewinsky's eggs on the White House lawn

3. Osama Bin Laden orders three HoneyBaked® goats

2. Bunnies at Neverland make a break for it

And the number one sign it's Easter...

1. God admits He must be crazy to be giving Salvation away at these prices

-Jason Rohrblogger
(03/27/05)

7 comments:

Bether said...

that was a funny one.
i also liked rejected wb sequels :)
very funny.
have a super happy easter, peanut.
love b.

Atomic Bombshell said...

It's true, salvation is indeed dirt cheap... Especially when you consider it was provided by a Jew.

Eigirt said...

You are so silly!

Jeff said...

ooooooooooh.........we're all going to hell !! but it
will be a laugh riot there.

DCindylulu said...

Those were so funny. I did not know you had all those. Your so damn talented. Hey, too bad you didn't get to see me on St. Pattys day. I jsut cant stay up that late anymore!! Well talk to you later...Cindy

Anonymous said...

3. Osama Bin Laden orders three HoneyBaked® goats.

This was actual laugh out loud. (Sorry for not using the e-bbreviation "LOL")

-sterner

Gabby said...

I love these!