TOP TEN OSAMA BIN LADEN TURN-ONS

Top Ten Osama Bin Laden Turn-ons

10. A woman with high mountains and deep, deep caves

9. The smell of Anthrax in the morning

8. Nearsighted pilots

7. Wives three through six

6. Collateral damage

5. Polka night at the mosque

4. Naughty Bedouins who need discipline

3. A warm Afghan on a cold Sunday morning

2. Full frontally exposed embassies

And the number one Osama Bin Laden turn-on...

1. When the B-52's buzz his love shack

-Jason Rohrblogger
(10/10/02)