TOP TEN BREAKFAST CEREALS IN IRAQ

Top Ten Breakfast Cereals in Iraq

10. Blasted Mini-Wheats

9. Count Burkhula

8. Rear Admiral Crunch

7. Goat Flakes

6. Special A-K

5. Sugar Corn Sand

4. Weapons of Ass Destruction

3. Kellogg's Bran & Root

2. Ricin Krispies

And the number one breakfast cereal in Iraq...

1. Shredded Wheat 'n Credibility

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/06/04)

And the alternates...

Kern'l Crunch
Rocket Propelled Granola
Kicks
10-to-Life Cereal
Nut'n Funny
Total...Destruction
Spider Holies
Hostage Berries
Ricin Bran
Baghdadios
Kurds 'n' Honey
Tony the Tigris
Hans Trix
Blix Chex
Meusli-potamia
Hans MeusBlix
Allahu Akberry
Cocoa Bombs
Sand Lice Krispies