Friday, October 05, 2007


Top Ten Rejected High-Emission Vehicle Names

10. Volkswagen Fahrt

9. Hyundai Expel

8. Subaru Braaap

7. Chevy Gastro Van

6. Ford Flatus

5. Chevy Smel Aire

4. Acura Ejecta

3. Dodge Vapor

2. Geo Rectum

And the number one rejected high-emission vehicle name...

1. Mini Pooper

-Jason Rohrblogger

And the alternates...

Buick Rendez-poo
Cadillac DeSmelle
Mercedes Movement
Chevy Tail Blazer
Chrysler Seeping
PU Cruiser
Cadillac Asscalade
Plymouth Gentle Breeze
Geo Spasm
Toyota Puttputt
Citroen Void
Opel Oder
Saturn Silent-but-deadly
BMW Bowel
Ford Funk
Scion Scat
Pontiac Pucker
Toyota Turtle Head
Buick Burp
Isuzu Pooper
Hummer Bumair
Ford Musty
Dodge Doo-rango
Dodge Grand Contraction
Ford Expulsion
GMC Yuckon
Honda Emanate
Hyundai Ass-scent
Mitsubishi Emit
Aston Farten

1 comment:

Atomic Bombshell said...

ROFL! I've called a few of the "regular" models by these names before. HAHAHAHAHA