Thursday, October 11, 2007

TOP TEN PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT AT CAESAR'S PALACE

Top Ten Projects in Development at Caesar's Palace

10. A showgirl with 2to1 odds

9. Drive-thrulette

8. A roasted peasant on the same plate as a steak: serf and turf

7. Blackjack table with a mortgage-payment minimum bet

6. Pimp Cocktail

5. Urinal-mounted hold 'em dealers

4. Downscale Mason Jar-tini

3. Hot poker chip massage

2. Loosest craps in town

And the number one project in development at Caesar's Palace...

1. Paris Hilton-themed slut machines

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/11/05)

1 comment:

Atomic Bombshell said...

I'm ashamed to admit it, but bathroom humor makes me laugh every time... #2