Saturday, September 24, 2005


Top Ten Products in Development at Disneyland

10. A priceless irreplaceable collectible heirloom that slowly dissolves and has to be replaced.

9. Cotton candy flavored carmel apple.

8. A Tinkerbell that appeals to men ages 18 - 35.

7. A $15 Coke-on-a-stick.

6. Realistic fake earthquakes, riots, and rolling blackouts for the new California Adventure Land.

5. A mouse that talks in a deep, sensual, Barry White-style bedroom voice.

4. An animated feature film based on their hit live-action Broadway musical "The Lion King."

3. A more easily tossed cookie.

2. A lunar powered Electrical Parade.

And the number one product in development at Disneyland...

1. A mermaid that, when kissed, turns into a high powered, cost cutting, efficiency obsessed senior executive.

-Jason Rohrblogger

1 comment:

crumblord said...

#10 is brilliant. You just know they would make the "slowly dissolves!" the selling point that makes the collectible HOT, HOT, HOT.

Something like the Slowly Dissolving Princess Collection. "Watch Belle slowly dissolve, like your childhood!"