TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE NEW IRAQI CONSTITUTION

Top Ten Surprises in the New Iraqi Constitution

10. Ten point Bill of Wrongs

9. Amendments must be ratified by a two-thirds vote and at least one suicide bomb

8. Sunni's may not get their chocolate in Shi'ites peanut butter

7. Any future civil conflicts will be decided with a best two-out-of-three midget-tossing contest

7. Iraqi Supreme Court to feature Diana Ross, Mary Wilson, and Florence Ballard. Parliament to feature Bootsy Collins.

5. Bicamel legislature

4. Official bird of Baghdad: Sikorsky Blackhawk

3. Unsuccessful candidate in any general election loses a hand

2. Orders already being taken now for official Iraqi Civil War Chess Set

And the number one surprise in the new Iraqi constitution...

1. Executive branch to be headed up by Neil Bush

-Jason Rohrblogger
(09/03/05)