Tuesday, September 27, 2005

TOP TEN REJECTED SUPERHERO WEAKNESSES

Top Ten Rejected Superhero Weaknesses

10. Samsonite

9. Eggs make you gassy

8. Craving for chocolate

7. Blinded by science

6. Addiction to crack form of Kryptonite

5. Inability to pass a Starbucks without getting a cookie

4. Wets self when she hears the Maldivian National Anthem

3. Chronic Fatigue Syndrome

2. Causes cell phone reception drop-out

And the number one rejected superhero weakness...

1. Dessert

-Jason Rohrblogger
(10/16/04)

And the alternates...

Cross-dresses on weekends
Allergic to cats
Can't engage enemy without checking own horoscope first

1 comment:

Atomic Bombshell said...

#8 is my personal superhero weakness.