TOP TEN PILGRIM PET PEEVES

Top Ten Pilgrim Pet Peeves

10. Lousy reception on Pre-Columbian TV's

9. We ate turkey and stuffing LAST year

8. Indians who act like they own this country

7. The trading post is putting up their Christmas decorations earlier every year

6. Traffic on the cross-forest trail is unbelievable

5. Trying to give thanks in 20 degree weather while you're dying of scurvy and rickets

4. Crazy old Dick Cheney keeps mumbling something about running for "president"

3. Playing Pictionary with a stick and some sand

2. Having to shoot the turkey since you can't choke the chicken.

And the number one Pilgrim pet peeve...

1. Windows1695

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/26/98)