Tuesday, November 08, 2005

TOP TEN PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT AT WAL-MART

Top Ten Projects in Development at Wal-Mart

10. A 99¢ DVD player

9. Gift registration services for shotgun weddings, NFL arraignments, and NASCAR funerals

8. Legislation that would raise the minimum wage to 8.00 an hour but allow them to pay all employees in pesos

7. An in-store discount plastic surgery outlet

6. Toddler-operated fork lifts that haul your grocery pallet to your Suburban

5. A Labor Day blowout with 25% more blow

4. Tubeless tube top

3. Wal-Street: blue chip stocks at junk bond prices...

2. Fall line of designer leaf blowers

And the number one project in development at Wal-Mart...

1. An Indonesian manufactured Top Eight List that sells for half the price of an American manufactured Top Ten List

-Jason Rohrblogger
(10/20/04)

And the alternates...

The more exclusive Sam's Country Club
Novelty singing toaster

1 comment:

Atomic Bombshell said...

How timely. We were speaking about Wal*Mart in our strategic planning session at work today. GMTA.