Saturday, November 19, 2005

TOP TEN SENSATIONAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES IN THE BIBLE

Top Ten Sensational Newspaper Headlines in the Bible

10. Joseph: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

9. Third Quarter Temple Profits Down After Money Changer Scandal

8. Horny Joshua Exposes Entire City!

7. Two by Two: What REALLY Happened on the Ark?

6. Job to Yaweh: "Whatever!"

5. Mark Geragos to represent Cain: "My client is...not his brother's keeper."

4. Moses Dumps Pharoah for Burning Bush!

3. Cana Bride Found Two Cities Away, "It was supposed to be MY day..."

2. Sanhedrin: "Pharisees are totally whack!"

And the number one sensational newspaper headline in the Bible...

1. Pilot Decries Rise in Hebrew-on-Hebrew Violence

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/18/05)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're going to hell. See you there!

-Andy

Atomic Bombshell said...

Nothing about Jesus and the Moneychangers?! I thought that one was still the talk of Israel.

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Aurora,

Number nine, number nine, number nine...