Friday, November 04, 2005


Top Ten SPAM Subject Lines in Iraq

10. Elevation h^gher than the population? Get your DEGREE from ANY cave!

9. Beheadings: 1/2-Off!

8. Get your hump up: Camel V*I*A*G*R*A

7. Suic1de b0mb tick1ng? Check 0ut 0ur insurance rates N0W!

6. Dear Jihad Member, Verify your username, perimeter password, and ethnic affiliation

5. Hard2find u.r.a.n.i.u.m, s@r/in, wMd...

4. Crime-share opportunity in beautiful Abu Ghraib!

3. We'll close ur mortgage B4 the next insurgency.

2. Get in on ground flr - about to blow sky hi!

And the number one SPAM subject line in Iraq...

1. Local goats want to meet you!

-Jason Rohrblogger

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you're so funny jason. if you don't marry aroura, will you marry me? i raise a cup of goatnog to toast your comic genius.