TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR CONGRESSMAN IS ACCEPTING BRIBES

Top Ten Signs Your Congressman is Accepting Bribes

10. Demands tariffs to protect our domestic cocaine industry

9. Last three motions were entered from The Pink Taco Bar & Girl in the Virgin Islands

8. Agrees to allow drilling for oil in Dick Clark's toupée

7. Just lost the capitol of Vermont at the craps table

6. Moves we invade the Raider Nation

5. Appropriates more money for Reading, Writing, and Meth

4. Sides with Hillary Clinton that we impeach Newt Gingrich

3. His lap dog has a gold-encrusted scooper

2. He sells his votes on Amazon.com

And the number one sign your congressman is accepting bribes...

1. Names the next Space Shuttle "BudNikeBay"

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/28/05)