TOP TEN ANNA NICOLE SMITH ARGUMENTS BEFORE THE SUPREME COURT

Top Ten Anna Nicole Smith Arguments Before the Supreme Court

10. If the love doesn't fit, you must acquit

9. Compliment Sandra Day O'Connor on her sister, Caroll O'Connor's, work on "All in the Family"

8. No! You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order!

7. Demand Judge Reinhold recuse himself

6. Respond to everything the defendant says with two-snaps-and-a-neck-roll

5. Agree to give Clarence Thomas a lap dance every time he sustains an objection

4. Request sidebar with Rusty the Bailiff and Doug LLewellyn

3. Consistently refer to Ruth Bader Ginsburg as "girlfriend"

2. Announce that her real name is now Vickie Lynn Marshall Mathers

And the number one Anna Nicole Smith argument before the Supreme Court...

1. Offer to share the settlement with her new dead husband, William Rehnquist

-Jason Rohrblogger
(03/01/06)