Saturday, April 22, 2006

TOP TEN REJECTED NAPA VALLEY VINTAGES

Top Ten Rejected Napa Valley Vintages

10. French Whore Blush

9. 4 Rosés

8. Vivian Chableigh

7. Pepperidge Farm Bordeaux

6. Chardonnéné

5. Red Zeppelin

4. Ernest and Julio Tallow

3. Chateauneuf du Rape

2. Bronson Pinot

And the number one rejected Napa Valley vintage...

1. Qué Syrah Syrah

-Jason Rohrblogger
(04/21/06)

And the alternates...

Sauvignon Mel Blanc
Merlot Streep
Mr. Mojo Riesling
Mustangiovese
Semillon Man March
Mesquite Muscat
Mauve Clicquot
Ron Burgundy
Rhone-oceros

2 comments:

Display Name said...

I can't believe Ron Burgundy didn't make the top ten. I may have to re-think my allegiance to you. (the lashings begin: I take it back! I take it back!)

Grins said...

Ya know,...I can see the crowd at the wine auction I help with really bidding high on a Red Zepplin vertical.