Sunday, May 14, 2006


Top Ten Products in Development at Pfizer

10. A weight loss drug that also makes you interesting

9. A marriage supplement

8. A topical solution that restores hair on your head and removes hair from your back

7. A financial restorative

6. An anti-assaholic

5. Breath remover

4. An erection pill that also increases your intelligence

3. A fertility drug whose effectiveness is based on your level of income

And the number one product in development at Pfizer...

1. A selective memory enhancement drug

-Jason Rohrblogger


Anonymous said...

I didn't know about these meds. Isn't science amazing!! Thanks for keeping us informed. I can really use a few of these ... do you know when I'll be able to get them?

Grins said...

Sign me up for getting that selective memory enhancer. It is legal to crush it up and put it in my son's cereal right?

treespotter said...

hi there,

i'm a bit of a list freak and i have a full site of lists. i'm having a birthday. would you do me a list for birthday as a guestpost.

i'm not gay. i just like lists.