Friday, May 26, 2006


Top Ten Signs You Live In L.A.

10. You are pulled over for a routine traffic violation, two years and three surgeries later, Blair Underwood is signed to play you in the made-for-TV movie

9. You're deaf, yet you carry two cell phones and a pager

8. Your '99 Honda Civic is fined as a "gross polluter"

7. You've lived by the beach for ten years, yet you've never actually gotten in the water

6. You saw the best movie of 2006 in March of 2004

5. You hike eight miles and 5000 feet to the top of Mt. Palomar to legally light a cigarette

4. Your nipple rings always hold up the line at the airport

3. English is spoken in the home, but everything else is in Spanish

2. It's a struggle to feed your $600-a-day Starbucks habit

And the number one sign you live in L.A....

1. You're always a little bit shocked and offended when somebody rudely answers their phone, instead of politely letting you talk to their voicemail

-Jason Rohrblogger


Anonymous said...

funny one

gieau_sf said...

This is a good one!