TOP TEN SUDANESE INSULTS FOR AMERICANS

Top Ten Sudanese Insults For Americans

10. Bomb dropping Spielberg lovers

9. Lewinsky stained McLiars

8. Beer guzzling cell phone wielding Richard Simmons followers

7. Barney worshiping embassy deserters

6. Cable ready CNN zombies

5. China coddling, Hillary electing, Southern Canadians

4. Windows98™ crashing motherless sons of Bill Gates

3. Strung out Baywatch junkie couch cowards

2. Cadillac driving golf slaves

And the number one Sudanese insult for Americans...

1. Pork eating, TV preaching, Kathie Lee Gifford watching Great Western Satans of the Age

-Jason Rohrblogger
(08/25/98)