TOP TEN PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT AT KFC

Top Ten Projects In Development At KFC

10. A fat free "super-chicken" with four breasts and eight legs, yet no thighs or ribs

9. New nugget texture: Extra Soggy

8. An insulated disposable paper bucket with separate compartments for 15 pieces of chicken, 4 large fries, and 1 gallon of ice cold soda that can withstand 5 minutes in a 350 degree deep fat fryer

7. Drive-Thru restrooms

6. A NASA-approved freeze dried chicken pot pie that can be consumed through a straw

5. Catsup flavored Ketchup

4. A non-flammable petroleum based synthetic Ranch-flavored dressing-style reconstituted condiment dispensed in .0005oz indestructible packets

3. Boneless cheesecake

2. A more sophisticated Post-Doctor Pepper

And the number one project in development at KFC...

1. Immediate deployment of a potato fueled Detroyer-class Gravy Boat followed by a unilateral Declaration of Allegience to Colonalisimo Sanders

-Jason Rohrblogger
(07/27/98)