TOP TEN REJECTED DEFENSE DEPARTMENT PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT FOR IRAQ

Top Ten Rejected Defense Department Projects in Development for Iraq

10. A prayer rug that traps all pleas to Muhammed and e-mails them to Jesus

9. A cleric-seeking missile

8. An interrogation hood that exfoliates while it intimidates

7. A puppet government headed by King Friday and Prince Tuesday

6. A Vietnam metaphor with 10% less accuracy

5. An oil pipeline that liberates itself

4. A 24-hour Arab news network that only shows reruns of McHale's Navy

3. A suicide bomber vest that lifts and separates

2. Bradley Fighting Goat

And the number one rejected Defense Department project in development for Iraq...

1. The burkhini

-Jason Rohrblogger
(05/23/04)