Friday, July 21, 2006

TOP TEN REJECTED AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES

Top Ten Rejected Amusement Park Rides

10. Voyage to the Bottom of the Urinal

9. The Flying Tooth Extractor

8. Mysterious House of Waning Consiousness

7. Sailboat on Mine Harbor

6. The Empregnator

5. Dr. Hacksaw's Amputorium

4. The Acid Drop

3. Three-Thousand-Mile Coast to Coaster

2. Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, and Subsequent Arraignment

And the number one rejected amusement park ride...

1. Honey, I Shrunk Your Testicles

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/19/98)

2 comments:

Grins said...

Ya know, I might have to drag out my Rollercoaster Tycoon CD again and name some of the rides after these. Might need a few tequila shots first though. I'll work on that.

some girl said...

I think you're hilarious... and thanks for the link, big boy.