Monday, July 31, 2006

TOP TEN THINGS JASON DOES WITH HIS SPARE TIME

Top Ten Things Jason Does With His Spare Time

10. Work on macrome tryptich depicting the history of Borneo

9. Look for the Real Killers

8. Re-watch all 13 episodes of The Greatest American Hero

7. Study for the GED

6. Shave my back

5. Finish translating the Koran into the Cajun dialect

4. Save the children

3. Figure out next month's horoscope for that hilarious Chihuahua

2. Dark grumbling about how nobody understands my humor. Hate world...revenge soon...

And the number one thing Jason does with his spare time...

1. Write top one thousand list, take funniest 1%, send out as top ten list

-Jason Rohrblogger
(06/08/98)

4 comments:

Grins said...

What? Where is the hero worship of moi?

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Grins,

11. Worship Grins, my heroine.

-Jason Rohrblogger

Grins said...

Thank you. Now please put one more thing on your to do list. Send a photo to someone for a certain Single of the Week thread. Ahem, macro shots that leave anonmity intact are fine.

Janet said...

Damn. I thought for sure that the wig from his Goodbye Norma Jean days would have at least got an honorable mention!

Here through Grins:)