TOP TEN MENU DESCRIPTIONS OF JRTT

Most menus read like they were written in a hyperbolic chamber. Herewith are my...

Top Ten Menu Descriptions of Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten

10. Sarcasm-covered sarcasm with a creamy sarcasm filling

9. Hand-battered funny on a bed of list

8. Beechwood-aged references sauced with smoked irrelevance and sage-barley stupidity

7. Organic California-grown social commentary rolled in pun crumbs

6. Pan-seared politics encrusted with five peppercorniness

5. Medallions of premise stuffed with sweet punch- and tag-lines en croute

4. Marinated pop-culture drizzled with wood-fired obscurity

3. Wit-cured salted offensiveness dished family-style

2. Fine humor normally served replaced with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anyone notices.

And the number one menu description of Jason Rohrblogger's Top Ten...

1. Maplewood rosettes of wacky topped with jumbo Arizona gags, laced with smoked opacity and covered with a rosemary and olive oil grilled laugh chop, and a pineapple bread-crusted fillet of acerbity, presented with a side of creamy comedy polenta and bathed with an oven-roasted apple and cinnamon farce reduction of percipience bordelaise

-Grand Chef Rohrblogger
(10/4/06)