Friday, August 08, 2008

TOP TEN REJECTED SUMMER OLYMPIC EVENTS

Top Ten Rejected Summer Olympic Events

10. Superbadminton

9. Crack and Field

8. Salma Kayak

7. Water Polio

6. Synchronized Bitching

5. Web Surfing

4. Menstrual Cycling

3. Insurgency

2. Lohan Stalking

And the number one rejected Summer Olympic event...

1. Water Boarding

-Jason Rohrblogger
(8/8/08)

And the alternates...
Dumpster Diving
Wrastlin'
Freebasing
Handball with Chris Matthews
Sock Her
Fountain Biking
Ann Archery
Extreme Ironing
Centathalon

2 comments:

Atomic Bombshell said...

Crack and Field... HAHAHAHA!
Now that I'd like to see.

Christopha! said...

I know a pair of girls that would take the gold in synchronized bitching.