TOP TEN REJECTED SUMMER OLYMPIC EVENTS

Top Ten Rejected Summer Olympic Events

10. Superbadminton

9. Crack and Field

8. Salma Kayak

7. Water Polio

6. Synchronized Bitching

5. Web Surfing

4. Menstrual Cycling

3. Insurgency

2. Lohan Stalking

And the number one rejected Summer Olympic event...

1. Water Boarding

-Jason Rohrblogger
(8/8/08)

And the alternates...
Dumpster Diving
Wrastlin'
Freebasing
Handball with Chris Matthews
Sock Her
Fountain Biking
Ann Archery
Extreme Ironing
Centathalon