TOP TEN INFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Top Ten Infrequently Asked Questions

10. They shoot horses, don't they?

9. Is this the beer line?

8. Are you my mommy?

7. If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?

6. What's up, Chuck?

5. I can has cheezburger?

4. ¿Qué onda, güey?

3. Why can't I be more Cheney-like?

2. Does Alice live here?

And the number one infrequently asked question...

1. Did you just pour hot grits down my pants?

-Jason Rohrblogger
(8/31/08)