TOP TEN SURPRISES AT MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION

Top Ten Surprises at My High School Reunion

10. That one girl who started having babies in high school - and never stopped

9. The kids who worshiped Billy Idol then, are burned out like him now

8. The fat men and bald women

7. What twenty years of steroids did to that jock's face

6. Classmates who have children with more graduate school than me

5. Finding out my Secret Crush grew up to be a butch lesbian

4. I was voted most likely to piss and moan all the way to the grave

3. Some teachers never die

2. I STILL don't understand my peers

And the number one surprise at my high school reunion...

1. It's never too late to drive a bitchen Camaro and do burnouts in the Dairy Queen parking lot

-Jason Rohrblogger
(8/18/08)