THE MOST LIST

The Most List

Today's list was ripped off word-for-word from the December 2006 issue of Hollywood Life Magazine. Enjoy!

MOST ETERNALLY SEXY: Brad Pitt
MOST CAST: Scarlett Johansson
MOST LIKELY TO CALL IN "SICK": Lindsay Lohan
MOST IMPRESSIVE DOWNSIZING: Janet Jackson
MOST EXTREME DOWNSIZING: Kate Bosworth
MOST OBVIOUS NIP/TUCKING: Ashlee Simson
MOST DRAMA DURING FILMING: Miami Vice
MOST DRAMA BEFORE FILMING HAS EVEN BEGUN: Dallas
MOST INDEFATIGABLE: Eva Longoria
MOST UNLIKELY PAIRING: Heather Locklear and David Spade
MOST UNLIKELY BUT SURPRISINGLY ADORABLE PARING: Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy
MOST WAITING-TO-HAPPEN SEX TAPE LEAK: Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock
MOST IN NEED OF A GOOD DATE: Teri Hatcher
MOST IN NEED OF A DATE WITH SOMEONE HIS OWN AGE: Jared Leto
MOST IN NEED OF FUTURE THERAPY: Suri Cruise
MOST CHARISMATIC NEW ACTOR: Channing Tatum
MOST GAY ON THE COVER OF PEOPLE: Lance Bass
MOST STILL STUNNING AT 72: Sophia Loren
MOST DELICIOUSLY DEVIL-ISH: Meryl Streep
MOST SHAMED: Mel Gibson
MOST OVEREXPOSED ABS: Matthew McConaughey
MOST OBSESSED WITH HER HAIR STYLIST: Jessica Simpson
MOST COMPELLING EVIDENCE THAT MEN ARE DOGS: (Three-way tie) Peter Cook, Jude Law, Richie Sambora
MOST COMPELLING EVIDENCE THAT WOMEN CAN BE DOGS, TOO: Denise Richards
MOST COMFORTABLE IN BLACK AND WHITE: George Clooney
MOST LIKELY TO CONFUSE A BELT AND A BRA: Keira Knightley
MOST LOW-KEY COUPLE: Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett
MOST OUT-OF-CONTROL DIVORCE: Paul and Heather Mills McCartney
MOST LIKELY TO BE MISTAKEN FOR A BOBBLEHEAD: (Tie) Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
MOST WIGGA: Kevin Federline
MOST HAND-DOWN THE BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION: The Wire
MOST UNLIKELY CELEB TO HAVE ENDED UP A MOTHER OF THREE: Sharon Stone
MOST ADORABLE: Abigail Breslin
MOST UNDESERVING NEW IT GIRL: Kristin Cavillari
MOST DESERVING OF A WIDER AUDIENCE: Veronica Mars
MOST HAZARDOUS TO THE HELP: Naomi Campbell
MOST WORKAHOLIC: Beyoncé Knowles
MOST IN NEED OF A HUG: Sheryl Crow
MOST McCOMEBACK: Patrick Dempsey
MOST IRONIC TALENT SHOW JUDGE: David Hasselhoff
MOST DEF: Mos Def
MOST ENDEARING: America Ferrera in Ugly Betty
MOST NOT REALITY: MTV's The Hills
MOST LIKELY TO BE MIXED-UP MOVIE TITLES: The Good Shepherd and
The Good German
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE BROKEN UP BY THE TIME THIS IS PRINTED: Lindsey Lohan and Harry Morton
MOST WELCOME FIRING: Star Jones-Reynolds
MOST IRONIC FIRING: The Apprentice's Carolyn Kepcher
MOST MIRACULOUSLY STILL ALIVE: The Jackass guys
MOST LIKELY TO GIVE UP ON GIVING UP ON SEX FOR A YEAR: Paris Hilton
MOST LIKELY TO APPEAR ON THE SIDE OF A MILK CART0N: Natasha Lyonne
MOST UNEXPECTED HOOCHIE TRANSFORMATION: Nelly Furtado
MOST WEIRDLY FASCINATING: Big Love
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME THE NEXT JODY FOSTER: Dakota Fanning
MOST LOST: Viewers of Lost
MOST VIEWERS LOST: NBC
MOST HUBRIS: M. Night Shyamalan
MOST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: YouTube
MOST IN NEED OF A GOOD SCRIPT: Gwyneth Paltrow
MOST LOCO: Flavor Flav
MOST CHIPPER: Rachel Ray
MOST BANGIN' BEATS: Timbaland
MOST UNEXPECTED SEXUAL EUPHEMISM: "London Bridge"
MOST SOLO POTENTIAL: The Pussycat Dolls' Nicole Scherzinger
MOST UNLIKELY POSSE: Matthew McConaughey, Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal
MOST ON THE VERGE: Emily Blunt
MOST GETTING THE LAST LAUGH: Jennifer Hudson