Thursday, November 16, 2006

TOP TEN MISDIAGNOSES

Top Ten Misdiagnoses

10. Eye herpes

9. Conjoined triplets

8. Wear and tear

7. Elephantitis of the trunk

6. Viral video

5. Conjunctionitis

4. Warts and all

3. Lovely lady lumps

2. Hilaritosis

And the number one misdiagnosis...

1. Cancer of the infection

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/03/06)

And the alternates...

Cool AIDS
Cirrhosis of the earlobe
Billy Ray Virus
Drunk again, naturally

1 comment:

Atomic Bombshell said...

Thank you for number three... That song drives me to drink!