TOP TEN LIES I TELL MYSELF

Top Ten Lies I Tell Myself

10. She will come around

9. The Grand Jury will come around

8. I only watch The Daily Show recreationally. I can quit at any time

7. That's not infected

6. The internet isn't just for porn. It's also a gateway, an information superhighway that blah blah blah

5. The Iraq war is winnable

4. The lottery is winnable

3. I am the car I drive

2. That horoscope was way off

And the number one lie I tell myself...

1. Nobody has had enough of silly love songs, top ten lists, or my blog

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/04/06)

And the alternates...

The cat likes it when I do that
Disco doesn't suck
My attorney will call any time now
They can't smell that
Saturday Night Live is still funny
That shirt looks good
Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth will make up
I'm not in denial