TOP TEN REASONS KEVIN FEDERLINE IS LEAVING BRITNEY SPEARS

Top Ten Reasons Kevin Federline is Leaving Britney Spears

10. Only paid him for one round of sperm donation, not two

9. Hopes she won't find out about his meth-fueled forbidden love with evangelist Ted Haggard

8. Angelina Jolie won't stop calling

7. Even he is sick of his own rapping

6. The way she nags him when he comes home a little late from happy hour on a Friday night after a hard week of backup dancing

5. Thinks he can do better

4. Her cooking is so bad, he had to buy her an oven that flushes

3. Couldn't stay married to a woman who lives in a country where the Democrats have control of the House and Senate

2. She's refusing to upgrade the stereo in his Ferrari from cassette to CD

And the number one reason Kevin Federline is leaving Britney Spears...

1. He misses Shar and the kids

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/10/06)