TOP TEN SURPRISES IN O.J. SIMPSON'S NEW BOOK

Top Ten Surprises in O.J. Simpson's New Book

10. Still loves his even-numbered wives

9. It is a tale of rock 'n' roll Babylon; a story of the evil men do told by the men themselves. Armed with eyeliners, guitars, and hypodermic needles, the men of Mötley Crüe got everything they ever wanted and then threw it all away

8. Contains recipes

7. Has an interesting beginning and gripping middle, but no satisfying end in sight

6. Vince Butler did it

5. Really takes the Bush administration to task for lying about the reasons we went to war

4. Killed JonBenet Ramsey, too

3. Really just wants to relax, play golf, and make three more "Naked Gun" movies

2. Heisman Trophy only brought in $25.71 on eBay

And the number one surprise in O.J. Simpson's new book...

1. Knows who the Real Killer is

-Jason Rohrblogger
(11/19/06)