Thursday, January 17, 2008

TOP TEN THINGS THIS GUY IS SAYING ON HIS CELL PHONE



Top Ten Things This Guy Is Saying on His Cell Phone

10. Do these neon fishnets make me look ridiculous?

9. My gumballs itch

8. Meet you in the lobby, Senator

7. Hey little kid, I have candy

6. You should see where the Hershey's comes out

5. Someone just put a quarter in my slot

4. Next year I want a low carb costume

3. Sorbitol, gum base, soy lecithin, SPF 45

2. Dad, why do you always call me a candy ass?

And the number one thing this guy is saying on his cell phone...

1. I went in for a gastric bypass and came out with huge pom poms

-Jason Rohrblogger
(01/03/07)

6 comments:

Heather said...

That is insane. I am not entirely sure I want to know where that pic came from. Just tell me it isn't you!

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Heather,

What? You don't like my wig? Is it too much?

-Rohrblogger

Atomic Bombshell said...

HOLY CRAP! That is rad.

Anonymous said...

Jason, you been working out?
Dave

Adrian said...

AHHMAAAZING! You have out-done yourself AGAIN! Well done, keep 'em coming!

roseykrh said...

Classic. #9 was my fave. Great post.