TOP TEN LESSONS ON PROFESSOR ROHRBLOGGER'S CLASS SYLLABUS
Top Ten Lessons on Professor Rohrblogger's Class Syllabus
10. Listory: History of the List
9. Throw-away Line Myths
8. Recycling Crusty Madonna Gags into Paris Hilton Tags
7. Stealing from Carlos Mencia
6. Stretching One Thin Premise into Ten Punch Lines
5. Inappropriate Innuendo
4. Snark
3. Bad Puns
2. Replacing a Joke with Folger's Crystals
And the number one lesson on Professor Rohrblogger's class syllabus...
1. Blogging Your Way to Productivity Collapse
-Jason Rohrblogger
(01/02/08)
1 comment:
Are you dabbling in drugs or the occult?
I sure hope so!
Happy New Year!
PS Are you working on a list of buzzwords for the new year? Did "craptacular" or "craptastic" ever make it outside my small realm of knowing? I'm trying to bring "bogus" back, but it might have to be recycled into another form, like "bogusity". Hopefully all those -"izzle" ones are done. I've been using "shiite" for years ("that's a load of shiite"). Things like that, but yours will be more clever, probably incorporating two word stems into one like the crap ones. One of them will probably have "blog" in it somewhere ("blogosfear"?) Ohyeaguy.
Touch it!
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