TOP TEN REJECTED PROM THEMES

Top Ten Rejected Prom Themes

10. Voyage to the Bottom of My Pants

9. Almost Pregnant

8. The Mourning After

7. Fleeting Youth

6. Thirty Seconds to Blast Off

5. Awkward Fumbling

4. Parental Consent

3. A Strong Heart for the Lord

2. Prenatal Care

And the number one rejected prom theme...

1. Xtreme Sobriety

-Jason Rohrblogger
(04/16/07)