TOP TEN REASONS JESUS RETURNED AFTER THREE DAYS

Top Ten Reasons Jesus Returned After Three Days

10. Couldn't wait to see the look on Thomas' face

9. Lost His halo at the craps table in Hell

8. Forgot to turn off His iron

7. Wanted to see Peter's cotton tail

6. Spring break!

5. Had to back-up Luke and Artoo on the final run to the exhaust port just below the main port

4. Voiceover stated, "He's back. And this time, it's personal!"

3. Missed dessert at the Last Supper

2. Was finally ready to settle down and go to work for His Father

And the number one reason Jesus returned after three days...

1. Wanted to prove His death was a cruci-fiction (sorry)

-Jason Rohrblogger
(4/3/10)