TOP TEN GOLDMAN SACHS EXCUSES

Top Ten Goldman Sachs Excuses

10. Thought working folks would be more willing to give up their pension plans to fund executive bonuses

9. Sachs of gold were getting low

8. Volcano in Europe caused them to take bad risks

7. Merely made a fraudian slip

6. Don't believe the children are our future

5. Ex junk bond junkies getting high on toxic mortgages, what could go wrong?

4. Got online MBA from Hurvurd Univarsity

3. Don't hate the player, hate the game

2. Replaced the fine investments normally sold with Folger's Crystals

And the number one Goldman Sachs excuse...

1. Their congressmen got repossessed once they stopped making payments

-Jason Rohrblogger
(4/21/10)