TOP TEN REJECTED PANDA EXPRESS MENU ITEMS

Top Ten Rejected Panda Express Menu Items

10. Baby Greens and Baby Panda

9. Sweet and Sour Bologna

8. Octopusicle

7. Fire-roasted Charcoal

6. Honey Walnut Toenails

5. Boom Boom Kung Pao

4. Pol Potsticker

3. Tangy Baboon

2. Deflowered Egg Soup

And the number one rejected Panda Express menu item...

1. Fortune Nookie

-Jason Rohrblogger
(4/6/10)

And the alternates...

Crispy Mongolian
Chicken Chicka Wow Wow
Segregated Vegetables
Cashew Hashish
Chow-chow Mein
Fried Lice
Real Housewives of Orange Chicken
General Tso's Heroin
Panderin' Mandarin Shrimp
Pork Bastard
Chickity China the Chinese Chicken, Have a Drumstick and Your Brain Stops Tickin'