Tuesday, May 01, 2007

TOP TEN FICTIONAL BANDS OF ALL TIME

Top Ten Fictional Bands of All Time

10. Stillwater

9. Eddie and the Cruisers

8. The Flower People

7. Tucson Rockers

6. Moist and the Towelettes

5. Cotton Candy

4. Johnny Casino & The Gamblers

3. M.C. Safety and the Cauton Crew

2. Spinal Tap

And the number one fictional band of all time...

1. Sexual Chocolate

-Jason Rohrblogger
(05/01/07)

And the alternates...

Motherboy
Beans and Frank
Mystery

5 comments:

Jenn said...

No Steel Dragon??? I am crying!

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Ah Jenn,

The lead singer of Steel Dragon was gay so they replaced him with...Marky Mark. They would have been so much better off with Sammy Hagar...

Jenn said...

Jason. I am super disappointed that we don't feel the same way about Steel Dragon. Rock Star is, like, the best movie ever! And you are kind of disrespecting my man Marky Mark. I can't allow that!

XOXOXO

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Ha! Sorry to disappoint. I was underwhelmed by Rock Star. I did, however, jam out to Good Vibrations and I am a huge fan of The Funky Bunch. I mean, they had a band member called Hector the Bootie Inspector! That is so efficient! While other bands have to wait around for a bootie inspector to show up, The Funky Bunch travels with their own bootie inspector on staff. So, yeah, Steel Dragon pales in comparison. I still love you, and we are still BEST BLOG FRIENDS FOREVER, and I'll still hide in your bushes at night. But I won't be going to the ten-year reunion screening of Rock Star with you. Sorry.

Gaybytes said...

What about the Wyld Stallions???