TOP TEN FICTIONAL BANDS OF ALL TIME
Top Ten Fictional Bands of All Time
10. Stillwater
9. Eddie and the Cruisers
8. The Flower People
7. Tucson Rockers
6. Moist and the Towelettes
5. Cotton Candy
4. Johnny Casino & The Gamblers
3. M.C. Safety and the Cauton Crew
2. Spinal Tap
And the number one fictional band of all time...
1. Sexual Chocolate
-Jason Rohrblogger
(05/01/07)
And the alternates...
Motherboy
Beans and Frank
Mystery
5 comments:
No Steel Dragon??? I am crying!
Ah Jenn,
The lead singer of Steel Dragon was gay so they replaced him with...Marky Mark. They would have been so much better off with Sammy Hagar...
Jason. I am super disappointed that we don't feel the same way about Steel Dragon. Rock Star is, like, the best movie ever! And you are kind of disrespecting my man Marky Mark. I can't allow that!
XOXOXO
Ha! Sorry to disappoint. I was underwhelmed by Rock Star. I did, however, jam out to Good Vibrations and I am a huge fan of The Funky Bunch. I mean, they had a band member called Hector the Bootie Inspector! That is so efficient! While other bands have to wait around for a bootie inspector to show up, The Funky Bunch travels with their own bootie inspector on staff. So, yeah, Steel Dragon pales in comparison. I still love you, and we are still BEST BLOG FRIENDS FOREVER, and I'll still hide in your bushes at night. But I won't be going to the ten-year reunion screening of Rock Star with you. Sorry.
What about the Wyld Stallions???
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