Sunday, December 16, 2007



Yet another Internet time waster from Rohrblogger...

Two names you go by:
1. Superfly
2. Prisoner 18B299

Two things you are wearing right now:
1. Leash
2. Condom

Two of your favorite things to do:
1. Lawn chess
2. Tattoo my goldfish

Two things you want very badly at the moment:
1. An arraignment
2. More goldfish ink

Two favorite pets you have or have had:
1. Aloysius, a marsupial llama
2. Ruby the Wonder Salamander

Two things you did last night:
1. Sold off my collection of rare milk
2. Wrote the preamble to my manifesto

Two things you ate today:
1. Yak butter
2. Buffalo ostrich wings

Two people you last talked to:
1. The District Attorney
2. Jesus

Two things you are doing tomorrow:
1. Colonoscopy
2. Pearl diving

Two longest car rides:
1. Stretch limousine
2. Cargo Van

Two favorite holidays:
1. Ramadan
2. Vishnu Purnima

Two favorite beverages:
1. Firewater
2. Pepto Bismol

Two favorite movies:
1. Debbie Does Baghdad
2. Porkies IV: Porkier

Two jobs you have or have had:
1. Assistant donut glazer
2. Mack daddy

Two people you are tagging:
1. Al Gore
2. Carrot Top

-Jason Rohrblogger

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How did you get your goldfish to sit still? Mine kept swimming away whenever I would stick the needle in the water.