TOP TEN CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

Today's list was stolen from Have Fun with English and I added a few more of my own...

Top Ten Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

10. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

9. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are

8. Dementia - I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

7. Narcissistic - Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!

6. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants...

5. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

4. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

3. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

2. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

1. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

-Jason Rohrblogger
(12/22/07)

And the alternates...

Amnesia - I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but Wouldn't
leave My House

Senile Dementia - Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My
House in My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
so I Burned Down the House

Psychotic disorder - Joy to the World, I Hate You All

Eating disorder - Oh Come Get a Face Full