Monday, February 25, 2008

HOW MANY BUSH ADMINISTRATION OFFICIALS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Answer: Ten

10. One to deny that a light bulb is burned out

9. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed

8. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb

7. One to tell other nations that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness

6. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb

5. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished"

4. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark the whole time

3. One to viciously smear #4

2. One to spread talking points about how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along

And the number one answer to "how many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?"...

1. One to go on "Meet the Press" and explain there was never a light bulb that needed changing in the entire history of the glorious Bush administration, and only freedom-hating liberals spreading lies say differently

-Jason Rohrblogger
(02/25/08)

And the alternates...

One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs

One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country

None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

3 comments:

Adrian said...

Stupid Bush! This was funny...

Jenn said...

Love it!!! This is a really good one! I am reading a book now that will be in the mail to you soon- "Daydream believers." It is SCARY!

k-2-tha-r said...

Is there some way we can convince them to stand in a bucket of water when they're changing the bulb? (I believe Dubya calls it bulbify.)