TOP TEN LINES THAT SOUND DIRTY IN STAR WARS BUT AREN'T
Top Ten Lines that Sound Dirty in Star Wars but Aren't
10. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
9. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
8. Look at the size of that thing!
7. Sorry about the mess...
6. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
5. Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
4. You've got something jammed in here real good.
3. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
2. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
And the number one line that sounds dirty in Star Wars but isn't...
1. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!
-Jason Rohrblogger
(9/18/08)
And the alternates...
You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!
Get on top of it!
5 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Love it!!!
I can't wait to show all my geek friends this post!
I can't believe I have never seen Star Wars.
I need to rent it one of these days and keep an ear out for all the dirty lines. Do I find the movie in the Sci-Fi section or the XXX section?
I still dont know why I took forever to discover you, kid!! Geez!!
How about "I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew."
Judge me by my size do you?
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